What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Are there girls here who like group sex?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How were cows used in ancient India?
No way
No, not a chance
—
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What's the most surprising connection you've discovered with someone you just met?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading